Despots & Doohickeys

I had a dream last night, about a game called ‘Despots & Doohickeys’. So here’s a hella depressing brain fart of a micro game for these dystopian times. You just need a d4 and a d6!

This is obviously a joke. Go build communities and care for one another. Persevere. Times will get better eventually.

Doohickey

You’ve got a Doohickey. There are many like it, but this one is yours.

Pick a despot to shoot:

1. Oligarch
2. Dictator
3. President
4. CEO

You’re executed for murder. Roll a d6:

1. Nothing changes
2. Nothing changes
3. Nothing changes
4. Nothing changes
5. Nothing changes
6. Roll again

Rolling ten 6s in a row means some little things might just change for the better. Maybe. Possibly. Probably.